Users/Abusers/Losers

Okay, we know I'm less than subtle. We know I'm the most not politically correct author you'll meet.

This post is dedicated to the everyone emailing me their stories from my High Horse one.

Users

Don't use people. Plain and simple. I don't care if you've done more for someone than you're getting back. It's called being a decent human being. If you're the one who's getting and not giving, your time will come. People won't want to work with you.

I think of friendship as dating. Just without the sex. It's a relationship that has to grow in both directions. I dated a guy who said, "Would you even consider having them as a friend?" If you answered no, then why would you want to be with them? So, think of it as the reverse. Would you consider dating this person? (If you swung that way, or opposite or whatever) If yes, then they have friendship possibility. If no, why would you want to be friends with that person?

There are a lot of people out there willing to do things JUST to see someone else smile. When you demand, you become a user. When you a repeat demander, you are an abuser.

Abusers

Maybe you caught someone at the right time and place and they were able to do something right away. Don't expect it all the time. Unless you're going to die tomorrow, wait in line.

Your favorite soda is going on sale. (Hence the right time and place) You come back a week later and it's no longer on sale. You're not going to demand that they have the same special as last week. The company is only going by the companies they're selling promotions.

Say you go into your normal gas station and grab a coffee. You're at the checkout line to pay. You know the person and they know it's your birthday, so they don't charge you. Every day ain't your birthday. It's a nice gesture. Politely and gratefully thank them and be on your way.

Losers

Oh, how I'm going to love this one. If you read my last post, I guess we could call it cry babies too. When you complain about reporting/or how they shouldn't be doing something, JUST because it offends you, get off your high horse. You're a NOBODY! I'm a NOBODY! Well, I'm a somebody, just not to you.

Go ahead and report them. By you threatening you're going to do so, means you have no life. You're probably the one on craigslist, under romance that is flagging every post. Just because you have nothing better else to do with your time.

Haggling with people on the internet, does it mean that much to you? Seriously? Do you really have no life that you need to go trolling and making everyone else miserable? That's what you're making it seem.

How old are we again? I'm over 30 and enjoying my life. Thank you very much. I love my job, I can work from home and get paid to write this blog about whiney sniveling little idiots.

One, if you're offended by any of posts, "Well, if the shoe fits..." You're not the only one and you won't be the last one. I'm tired of a 50+ year old whiney about someone half their age doing something they don't like. Hell, my 89 year old grandmother doesn't complain as much as you do! Get over yourself! Who cares what you do. Really. Because I don't. I'm tired of listening to it, and there's this neat feature called BLOCK. Which is what I do after I unfriend your ass.

How about this? This is only an idea... Instead of sniffling about it, how about you ignore them? Oh, but I forgot that would be considered a decent human being with common sense. I'm sorry. I'm not sniffling over anything. I'm enjoying this. You know why? Because I know it pisses you off more.

I think we need to have a little law lesson. Disclaimer - I'm not a lawyer nor do I practice to be one.

Defame/slander - Any intentional false communication, either written or spoken, that harms a person's reputation; decreases the respect, regard, or confidence in which a person is held; or induces disparaging, hostile, or disagreeable opinions or feelings against a person.

Means, I must state who the person is. Since, this applies to so many of y'all take a pick. I'm also protected by the first Amendment of freedom of speech. Bite that one. Here's another food for though, what reputation do you have that I, myself, haven't created? So, there for, doesn't apply. Speaking the truth isn't defame nor is it slander. Thank you for playing our lovely game, better luck next time.

I can make fun of people all I like. It's called being an author. I get paid to make fun of other people. I don't watch TV but I did catch a glimpse of Tosh.0 or something like that. He spends 30 minutes with commercials, constantly making fun of people. Go bother him. No, you sit there with your bag of potato chips, laughing at his clips and egging him on from your couch. (Which, you probably haven't moved off of in weeks except to take a piss.) I hope, anyways.

If you're going to run your mouth, please do your research. There's nothing worse than arrogance. Worse when you add stupid arrogance to the pile. You're the one slandering your own self. So, before you run your mouth, or your fingers, make sure it's not making you look like the stupid one. Re read what you wrote and think what you would think if you read it. If you would make fun of the post, yeah, most likely other people will as well.